Lament for LibraryBoy

Oh God, I am such a dork. Why can't I just go up to him and be like,

//Hey, wanna go out Friday?//

or

//Hey, wanna go behind the Canadian Periodical Indexes and make out?//

or

//Hey, I really want in your pants...you busy tonight?//

April and I left early from Reference today because she wasn't feel well, plus it was too hard to do the exercise because there was like, 5 books for 30 people. We stopped in the res store for various milk products and whatnot, and as I'm at the register I hear April say hello to someone. Not paying attention, and assuming it's one of Will's friends, I don't look to see who it is. Then, as I'm waiting for April in the doorway I notice LibraryBoy standing beside the coffee machines. Goddammit! He looked at me, and looked away.

*sigh*

Oh LibraryBoy...why can't I be an adult and just ask you out? Or at least grope you...