This is what my life has been reduced to:

Chai tea, baked Lays potato chips, and bad teen movies on television.

Seriously.

You know your life is sad when you waste two hours of your life watching a movie that portrays all the stereotypes you can't stand. Oh look! Put glasses on a hot chick and suddenly she's a nerd! Oh look! Put a letter jacket on a [supposedly] hot guy and he's a jock! Look! It's the token funny fat guy!!

At least the chai never lets me down.