Reason number 248953 I cannot stand April's fuckwit boyfriend:

He pees on the toilet seat.

WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES IN THE BATHROOM?!

Apparently, quite a few people from what I've gathered from others. Jesus, what's wrong with people? I truly do not enjoy seeing other people's urine on the toilet seat. Is it too much to simply wipe it off? Bathroom courtesy, people!

Two days in a row I have had to wipe Fuckwit's piss off the fucking toilet seat. I mentioned it to her yesterday [or was it Friday now?], and she brushed it off. Then today, again, I told her. I was a little more curt, a little less nice. She said she'd talk to him about it, and she damned well better.

At least tonight she's staying at his place. Naked time!