So yesterday morning I went off to Brockville to the warehouse Scholastic book fair...man, them liberrians are a pushy bunch! I couldn't tell how many times I was randomly rammed with a shopping cart by a little old lady trying to get to a pile of Franklin's. I ended up spending just over $40, which wasn't bad. I got some stuff for the kids I babys[a]t for, plus random stuff for April's stocking.

Then last night April and I trundled off to the mall for Christmas shopping. I bought myself another Christmas present, the Low Millions CD Ex-Girlfriends. Dear Adam Cohen: I still love you. A lot. And please remember that I was totally into your solo album back in '98 when nobody else really was. xxoo, Heather. P.S., you so hawt! I also bought a cherry popsicle pink winter coat, which I hearrrrt.

Then April and I trundled back home, through the blizzard that seemed to have taken over, and we exchanged our stockings. I totally could have waited until Sunday like we originall planned, but she couldn't. I was mildly pissed that she bought Chocolat for me, then decided not to give it to me after all. Pfah, you can't dangle hawt Johnny in front of a girl like that then take him away. We both ended up with the same mildly ugly/creepy Spongebob Squarepants stocking, which was mildly amusing. I also found the "Grow a Boyfriend" thing I gave April amusing, but she didn't so much.