Even though I can see the mist from the Falls, the Skylon Tower, and the casino from my living room window, I forget that I live in Niagara Falls. I mean, I know where I live, but since we moved here in the fall we have yet to experience Tourist Season. I feel the need for the capitals, it makes it more ominous, more like a big event. Now that summer is gearing up, I can't help but think of the millions and millions of people that will siege this city to see all of the falling water and attend our prestigous musuems.

Hold me, I'm frightened!