Extra, extra!

The latest edition of the school newspaper came out on Wednesday. I don't normally pick it up, but felt compelled to this time around. After a piping hot dinner of stir fry from the caf, I grabbed one on my way back to res. And there, on page 3, was the following article:

Meal card thieves caught

Nice.

My favourite line in the article was:

"...fraudulently using a stolen meal plan card during a week-long crime spree..."

Ahahaha! Crime spree!

But I'm glad they got caught. They're also "pending academic and residential disciplinary actions.". But knowing the school, jack shit is going to happen to them in the end.