From the mental desk of Heather:

~*I hope my Mom and I go for dinner soon. That piece of plain bread I just ate isn't doing much for me.

~*Damn, my skin's soft today.

~*I have an Usher song stuck in my head. What the fuh?? I've never heard the whole thing.

~*I'm looking forward to turning 20 on Monday. I've been a teenager for far too long.

~*If someone was swimming in an ocean where someone's ashes had been scattered, and the swimmer got a mouthfull, would that qualify as cannibalism?

~*Oops, yesterday's laundry is still in the dryer.

~*Note to self: wash bras.

~*Note to self: remove tape from living room VCR.

~*Note to self: Find proper DVD remote, as the extra one I stole from the living room is confusing.

~*10 hours with three kids tomorrow. What the hell was I thinking?

~*Maybe I'll watch Frankenstein tonight. Mmm, Ken.

~*I waaaaaannnnnnnnttttttt dinnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr.

~*Note to self: go to the bathroom.