Last night the Pope, Dalai Lama, a selection of their siblings and I went to see Van Helsing.

Oh Lord, how awful it was. I want my $9 and two hours back!

Part way through I found myself bored, antsy, and wanting to dig my eyes out with flaming spoons.

Seriously.

No plot, bad acting [and accents!], plot holes, loose ends, continuity issues, laughable dialogue and below par CGI animation.

Ugh. Movies are getting shittier and shittier these days.

Troy next week, and it damned well better be half decent!