Swiped from Dena's blog:

1. Full Name: Heather
2. What guys call you: Who the fuck cares?
3. What girls call you: I've never asked.
4. What your parents/family calls you: Heather. It is my name, moron.
5. What your teachers call you: I happen to be one half of the Bobbsey Twins, thank you.
6. Birth City: O-dot to the S-dot.
7. What hospital: The only one in town.
8. Time: Lunchtime.
9. Hometown: Owen Sound.
10. Best Thing About Where You Live: Hahahahahahahaha, you're kidding, right?
11. Number of times you've moved: Three times, including moving to school. 4 times next week.
12. Birthday: May 24.
Age: 2o. I can smell death already.
14. Grade: Uhhh?
15. School: Algonquin College.
16. Parents (real/step): I have two, thank you.
17. Siblings (whole/step/half and ages): One balding brother.
18. Parents married or divorced: Married.
19. How is your room decorated (in detail): Home: purpley-blue walls, and my closet/bookcase exploded so I can't tell you what the furniture looked like. School: a sterile cube, except for the 12 posters I plaster the walls with.
20. What kind of cell phone do you have: None, 'cause I think they're stupid. Brain cancer anyone?
21. Pets: Walter the hyperactive standard schnauzer.
22. Screenname(s): I have many.
23. What is your eye color: Poop brown.
24. What is your hair color: Brown, with blond-ish highlights [all natural, baby].
25. How is your hair cut: Just below my ears with lots of texture and layers.
26. What size shoe do you wear: 9 or 10 depending.

SECTION TWO:
What's your favorite..........
1. Food: cereal. The more sugar the better.
2. Drink: Water, diet coke.
3. Fruit: I enjoy a good plum.
4. Vegetable: Cauliflower.
5. Color: Purple, the colour of all things gay.
6. Cologne/perfume: Lancome's O Oui, Dior's Addict.
7. Part of the body: My body? Wha?
8. Stuffed animal: Martin the yeti. Shyeah.
9. Mall: Wow, that's a stupid question.
10. Candle scent: Whatever I've lit?
11. Store: Smart Set, HMV, any bookstore, Old Navy, Wally Wal-Mart.
13. Current song: Umm...not sure.
14. Older song: Boys of Summer by Don Henley. {ga-gung!}
15. Movie: LotR, obviously...Meet Me In St. Louis, Almost Famous...
16. Actor: Jack Nicholson.
17. Actress: Angelina Jolie. She's nuts.
18. Animal: Penguins, yo.
19. TV channel: A&E, Bravo, Showcase, W Network.
20. TV show: The Wonder Years, man. I freakin' love that show.
21. Radio station: I can't wait to be able to wake up to The Bear once again.
24. Soundtrack: I don't really listen to soundtracks.
25. Boy name: Finn.
26. Girl name: Jessie, Sophie.
27. Flower: Stargazer lilies.
28. Holiday: Christmas. Commercialism at it's best! Jesus who?
29. Day of the week: Thursday?
30. Month: September.
31. Season: Fall and winter.
32. City: Ottawa, how I long for thee!
33. Province: Ontario.
34. Vacation spot: I've never really been anywhere.
35. Age to be: I can't remember past yesterday.
36. College football team: Wha?
37. Jeans brand: The Gap jeans I bought a couple weeks ago are getting a lot of wear. I want moooore!
38. Cartoon: Comic strip wise, For Better or Worse. Television wise, George Shrinks. Don't ask why.
39. Place to drive around: I don't drive.
40. Blanket: My pink and white knitted afghan my grandmother made me. About the only thing she's ever given me, and the only thing I like about her.
41. Car: The bus.
42. Eye color: Green. Naaaghaaa.
43. Hair color: Dark.
44. Pen ink color: Dark, dark blue.
45. Shoes that you own: My three inch black patent leather stilletos.
46. Computer game: I don't really play computer games, except for an ancient version of Skip Bo.
47. Quote: Dunno?
48. Favourite Book: Piano Man's Daughter by Timothy Findley.

SECTION THREE: Person who...
1. Is your best friend: April, on good days.
2. You want to go out with: Heheheeeeee, LibraryBoy!
3. You want: See above.
4. Teases you the most: April.
5. You hate the most: I don't hate anyone. I strongly dislike people, but I don't hate them.
6. Makes you laugh the hardest: Meaghan. And it's usually about gay porn.
7. Makes you cry: Me, myself, and I.
8. Makes you smile: Smile? What's a smile?
9. You connect with: If I hang around you, I probably connect with you.
10. Has your same clothing style: Again, April. When we go clothes shopping we frequently go for the same things.
11. Is most like you personality wise: Eh?
2. You lie to: Nobody?
14. You wish you never met: Nobody?
16. You love to hate: Britney Spears. Please go away. My ears and eyes hurt.
17. You hate to love: I secretly love Mandy Moore.
18. Go to for advice: Anyone and everyone.
19. Trust the most: I don't trust anyone.
21. Care for the most: Most people in my life. Most.
22. Love: I don't get it.

SECTION FOUR: questions about the real you
1. Ever been in love: No.
2. Ever had sex: I am a 20 year old virgin. Got a problem with it?
3. What do you wish you had more of: Shoes. Mmmm.
4. What do you wish you had less of: Debt!
5. Whats the best feeling in the world: A good nap.
6. Whats the worst feeling in the world: Anxiety.
7. What song puts you in a good mood: Peter Gabriel's Solsbury Hill. Fleetwood Mac's You Make Loving Fun.
8. What song puts you in a bad mood: Any rap. Or "punk". Or most pop. Anything played on MuchMusic really, save a couple bands.
10. When are you the saddest: Every once and awhile I stop and realize that someday I'll be a box of dirt and everything I've been striving for will mean nothing in the future.
12. What makes you vulnerable: Not taking my medication?
13. When is the last time you cried: Ummm...when I finished The Probable Future by Alice Hoffman.
14. When was the last time you were TRULY happy: Is anyone ever truly happy?
15. Have you ever thought about suicide: Indeedily doo.
16. Have you ever had an eating disorder: No, but I almost had anorexia. Thankfully I realized I was being irrational and that one meal a day isn't enough, and it's not a good idea to go without eating any at all.
17. Have you ever been depressed: Fuck yeah.
18. What is your biggest fear: Being a bit fat failure. That and snakes...
19. Have you ever had a broken heart: Nope.
20. Do you ever hurt people intentionally? Physically, no. Emotionally, yes.
21. What is one thing you cannot stand: People handing out Jesus fliers on street corners.