Here's an outline of my fabulous day thus far:

Woke up when the alarm went off, got up to go to the bathroom. Discovered the red sea had come, and hadn't heard the rumour that the first day should be on the light side.

Showered.

Got dressed, even though lower half didn't like the feeling of being crammed into pants.

Ate, even though I wasn't hungry, and felt ten times worse than before.

Sat down at the computer, checked school email. Email from program director, saying that I didn't get the placement that I would have given my right tit for, and would I consider one of these two options. So now I'm deciding between a Jewish academy, and an adult high school. I don't know.

Force myself to get up out of the chair, and put shoes and coat on. Get outside, where it decided to rain. Run over to the school, fearful that I'm late to meeting my tutee whom I'm supposed to meet at 1. Wait until 20 after, then leave as tutee didn't show up.

So now I'm sitting here, wanting to curl into the fetal position and die. Thuper.