Men need to wear more hats.

And not like, baseball caps and toques. Not that those are necessarily ugly, but there are better options. Like the fedora. Or a nice bowler, depending.

I mean, I'm sitting here, at 2:30 in the morning, watching The Band's The Last Waltz. And there's Bob Dylan, quite possibly one of the ugliest men ever, wearing one snazzy hat. It was a white fedora, with a white ribbon and a tasteful little red feather.

And my God, he looked kind of...hawt.

Men, I implore you! Put your caps back on the shelf and find yourself a nice fedora. It's dead sexy.