November 07, 2004

Am I the only one extremely creeped out by Gingy, Wal-Mart's new spokescookie? Man, that bastard is scary.

8 comments:

Heather said...

Yesssss!

meg said...

would you have preferred that they had used the giant gingerbread-man from shrek instead? think about how freaky that would be....a gingerbread-man/monster lumbering around in walmart attire roaring incoherently about CORPORATE GIAAAAAANNNTTTT, and you'd have no choice but to obey, because really- who wants to fuck around with a giant assed ginger bread cookie?

Heather said...

I'll take your word for it...I still haven't seen either Shreks.

meg said...

HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE SEEN THE SHREK MOVIES?!?!?! YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BLASPHMER YOU! go and watch them and you'll see, and understand. gold. PURE gold they are.

oh heather... *pours the shame on you*

Heather said...

I still have no idea how I'm managed to miss both.

I'll rent them, sometime. I currently only seem to have time for only school work and the occasional perve.

Anonymous said...

'occasional' perve? who are you trying to fool, sister?

Heather said...

Okay, okay, let me amend my last statement.

"All I have time for is perving and occasionally school work"

How's that?

Anonymous said...

honesty is always the best policy. unless your name is darrel fitzsimmons. in which case...