February 18, 2005

*flails arms wildly*

Snippet from an MSN conversation:

[background: we're discussing how he was thinking of getting a dual citizenship but didn't because he'd be drafted if there was a draft]

Heather -- "I can't take my eyes off of you..." says:
Or you could maim yourself.

The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
I like me the way I am. I don;t need a part missing or not working.


The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
I could tell them I was gay and they'd be like AHHHHHHHH no, then go home with my gal.


The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
Suckers.
The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:

the gal I don;t have

The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says: :(

The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
hah

The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
my plan is flawed


The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
Tehy'll have me figured out like that!


The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
They'll*


Heather -- "I can't take my eyes off of you..." says:
The world is a strange place.

The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
Its tough being Bellan at times haha


Heather -- "I can't take my eyes off of you..." says:
Well I think Bellan's a-okay.

Heather -- "I can't take my eyes off of you..." says: :)

The Flash Bobial Missle *KABOOM* says:
super D duper


Heather -- "I can't take my eyes off of you..." says:
You know it.

And then he changed the subject. WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?!

*goes back to flailing*

2 comments:

meg said...

i warned you dear- analyzing msn conversations only forces one to face the reality that we can't always know what boys mean. well, boys or anyone.

my interpretation is that this means that he wouldn't want to maimed or pretend he's gay and that he is single. so at least we know he's healthy, interested in women in a sexual manner, and not attached to anyone.

[and oh- if we want interpretation- tell me what this means- "i'm attached to a weird person myself *winkyface*". that's my confusing message. boys. bah].

Heather said...

And so now, after spending an evening alone in his company, I'm still just as confused. Oi!

He held doors open for me. He cleaned his room, and did the dishes because I was coming over. It seemed like he didn't really want me to leave. He showed me pictures of him and his little sister. He put on lip balm and offered it to me [???]. We have an inside joke. He messaged me afterwards to say he had a lot of fun, and that he was going to bed.

BUT, on the other hand...

There was no touching on his part. He had a coaster on his wall, that said [LibraryBoy] and Sarah's 3rd date [mind you, it WAS dated Nov. of last year]. He came down to my room for cake, and looked at April most of the time. He messaged April and told her he was going to bed.

Arg! Stupid boys!