"Did you break one of my glasses?!"
I pull myself out of my trance that involved staring at the toaster and willing my English muffin to pop up and look over to see April angrily holding what was left of one of her glasses.
//Oh, uhhhhh, yeah. Didn't I tell you? Sorry, I thought I did...//
"WELL, YOU DIDN'T! AND NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE GOOD GLASS LEFT!"
I sighed, and bit my lip to refrain from spitting back, //Yeah, well, YOU were the one who broke the other TWO!//.
I could see her going red with anger, so I quickly grabbed my warmed up English muffin, slapped some PB&J on it, and ran to my room before she chucked the remaining shards of her precious glass at my head.
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She sounds incredibly anal. Maybe you should drug her.
Amazing what a lack of sex and plain old-fashioned jealousy can do to some people.
OTOH, she was probably always like this, you just didn't notice before because she spent all her time with fuckwit.
Oh, I always knew she was like this, I just didn't think it would get so bad!
Yesterday she had the effing nerve to say that lately it's "been all about [LibraryBoy] World". Uhhh, we're a couple. YOU did the same thing with Fuckwit. And besides, lord knows I DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND YOUUUUUU ANYMORE!
Oy.
Wow. She held out on that one longer than I thought she would. I was expecting that comment after your first week or two with LibraryBoy.
Mmm, it's because LibraryBoy has been sleeping here every night for the past week and a half. Earlier on in the relationship we just said weekends, but it changed because our relationship is going deeper and we only have a week and half together. So yes, I have been spending more time with him than usual, but still. We don't know when we'll see each other next, so we're getting as much time in now as we can.
Oh yeah, she mayormaynotbe getting back together with Fuckwit. *sigh* I went postal on her yesterday and yelled about how stupid it would be if she did but to no avail. She actually slept with him this past weekend when she went home. Holy mother, I want to smack some sense into her. Desperately!
Pfft. I've known girls like her before. They'll stay with an asshat like fuckwit because he's THEIR asshat. It never made sense to me, but there you go. The pattern won't change until she realizes that there is a pattern.
As much as it makes you want to blow a gasket because you can't BELIEVE she's being so damned dumb, there is absolutely nothing you can do except sit back and wait for the trainwreck. This time it won't affect you much because you won't be living with her.
Really. You cannot save her from herself or her lack of respect for herself.
Part of the reason she might be getting back together with fuckwit is because she's lonely in her co-dependent way, and she's jealous of your relationship with LibraryBoy. Rather than going out to find someone new she'll stay with the same jerk.
Would everyone please shut up and let Heather talk about the sex?
Heather . . . ? How is it?
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my God, that was good Dena. Thanks for the chuckle after a mildly shitty day.
We haven't had sex-sex yet. Almost did once, but it had been a long day and he had technical difficulties. The man's good with his hands AND his mouth, though. I'm assuming the rest'll be fanfuckingtastic.
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