The Christmas season has been foisted upon me, most notably by the blaring Christmas music here at work. God, I want to dig my eyeballs out with flaming candy canes. It might not be so bad except that the radio station that we're tuned to plays the same 15 songs over and over. And it's not even different versions, it the same artists.

Damn you Paul McCartney! I am NOT simply having a wonderful Christmastime!