I swear drivers in the city speed up when they see pedestrians. I don't know how many times I've been almost hit by drivers who honk their horn and give me the finger like it's my fault. Uh, hello? Did you see the walkie man in front of me? I have the damn right of way, let me go bitches! I don't get why drivers always think they're entitled to turn whenever they want to, sheesh. There have been a couple times where I've taken two steps off the curb and someone has careened around me while laying on the horn.

In other news, today at the dollar store I found the world's ugliest Christmas decoration: